Nick Denton Rides to the Rescue!

The milk spilled during yesterday’s big Pulitzer announcements has barely dried, the celebratory cookie crumbs have scarcely been swept up by some migrant worker, and already, the newspaper industry’s contact high has vanished. That’s because we’re still all gonna die. And not only are newspapers disintegrating before our very eyes, but the act of committing original, important journalism is furthering papers’ downfall. So says the savior of all media, Nick Denton.